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Review By:
redd77
Date:
February 3, 2009
American Ninja
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Movie:
American Ninja
Director:
Sam Firstenberg
Released:
1985
Good Guy:
Pvt. Joe Armstrong
Played By:
Michael Dudikoff
Bad Guy:
Played By:
MPAA Rating:
R
Family Friendly Ages:
Not for kids
Movie Review

This movie was a staple of my childhood.  In the eighties every kid wanted to be a ninja running around with a sword, thorwing stars and a pair of nunchuks. I have many sentimental memories of this movie.  But that was all ruined when I watched it again recently.  God this movie sucks.  If it wasn't for the fact that it had the word Ninja in the title I probably never would have seen it.  The acting was horrible and the story was bad.  It's your standard low budget 80's action flick.  I saw alot of these and I know what I'm talking about.  It's like any of Jean-Claude Van Damme's action movies, except it's low budget with less  story and acting in it.  And Michael Dudikoff's last name has the word doody in it.  An apt description.

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Comment from:
tpb
Date:
February 3, 2009

That is too funny! What a great review!

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